Fast Nipples

All these years I thought that fast nipples referred to when you caught a quick glimpse of a woman’s nipple when you weren’t supposed to.

Having a kid redefines a lot of terms. Now I know that fast nipples are for your kid’s bottle and have a higher flow rate. Even better, you can get a pair of fast nipples at almost any store for about $7. I don’t get to use many bottles with fast nipples though as our munchkin likes her milk directly from the source.

You’d probably have to pay a lot more than $7 to see the other kind of fast nipples on demand.

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